People must have been more agile when the houses were built in Susan Street, Annandale, in the 1800s.

Arncliffe’s favourite staircase is at 16 Segenhoe Street. It was made when Alan was aged minus five, and originally had pride of place in an old Parramatta hotel.

A high rise in Waterview Street, Balmain.

And when you construct the steps in Cooper Park, Bellevue Hill, I’ll have you sacked if they’re not wide enough for people to pass each other.

How close would these steps in Hegarty Lane, Bondi Junction, go for the title of world’s most colourful steps?

Motorists planning their route through Cammeray with the aid of their street directory are in for a surprise when they attempt to drive down Johnston Avenue. Cars don't handle narrow steps very well, and that's all there is of Johnston Avenue, Cammeray. (Yes, it is Johnston - the signwriter must have run out of "Ts".)